mtg rod of spankingunhinged Human Advisor where X is Elenda's power

where X is Elenda's power

Set: Amonkhet Invocations Type: Sorcery Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{R}{R} Destroy all artifacts

Set: New Phyrexia Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{B}{B} Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it face down

{0}: Flip a coin

mtg rod of spankingunhinged Human Advisor where X is Elenda's powerSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .